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Old Mar 22, 2006, 05:40 AM // 05:40   #401
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ya cant log in anymore

you know when you sing a song that is off key.....
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Old Mar 22, 2006, 06:56 AM // 06:56   #402
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That doesn't make sense. @_@

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 06:58 AM // 06:58   #403
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you make purses out of it for a living.

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 08:31 AM // 08:31   #404
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u are a redneck

u know pizzas rock when
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Old Mar 22, 2006, 08:54 AM // 08:54   #405
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when you put them in a rocking chair

you know you need a shave when
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Old Mar 22, 2006, 08:56 AM // 08:56   #406
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u think u need one
you know u suck when
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Old Mar 22, 2006, 09:02 AM // 09:02   #407
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you have a straw in your mouth

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 09:04 AM // 09:04   #408
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ur confused

you know u went out for a milk but got a cream so u went out again to buy the milk but got a flat tire so u changed it and went to the market and got milk and then u went back home when....
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Old Mar 22, 2006, 09:34 AM // 09:34   #409
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... you suddenly remember that you don´t drink milk.

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 09:57 AM // 09:57   #410
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its your mother in law

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 11:25 AM // 11:25   #411
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u stand there dazed, speechless and blank as a sheet of white paper


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Old Mar 22, 2006, 11:27 AM // 11:27   #412
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...ehhhh.....ehrm.....

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 11:38 AM // 11:38   #413
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... you start all your conversations with: Wassup Doc?

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 11:39 AM // 11:39   #414
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when bugs bunny comes sniffing around and says "wasssup doc!"


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Old Mar 22, 2006, 11:58 AM // 11:58   #415
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A rockclimber crawls on top of you. (Well you did say granite.)

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 12:04 PM // 12:04   #416
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your idea of a good time is hanging suspended 100s of feet in the air clinging to a jagged cliffside!

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 12:05 PM // 12:05   #417
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You aren't hanging suspended 100s of feet in the air clinging to a jagged cliffside!


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Old Mar 22, 2006, 12:09 PM // 12:09   #418
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you are constantly interrupted by silly people who hang 100s of feet in the air by grabbing on to you. Silly people!

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 12:11 PM // 12:11   #419
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You're determined to run the rockclimbing joke into the ground.

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Old Mar 22, 2006, 12:14 PM // 12:14   #420
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someone makes a comment about it being run into the ground and you don't know what to say next.

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